Posted 1 day ago
salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there

salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there

(Source: saladmanders)

Posted 1 day ago
salsamanders:

whoa livin on a prayer

salsamanders:

whoa livin on a prayer

(Source: saladmanders)

Posted 1 day ago

chickfillatio:

lilcochina:

shoulderblades:

DOGS THAT ATE BEES i’m cryign

Poor babies :(((

Omfg no

Posted 1 day ago

Fuck you if you love a car for its paint job
Love you if you love a car for the road trips

Show me the miles and your arms and the pink scar
Where the doctor had to pull out all the bone chips
Cuz you were pressing on the gas just a bit hard
Right in the moment where the road curved a bit sharp
And when you woke up, somebody was unclipping your seat belt and pulling you from the open window of your flipped car

Cold pizza
Tie-dye shirts
Broken hearts
Give’m here, give’m here
Hand me downs
Give me give me leftovers
Give me give me sloppy seconds
Give em here, give em here

I don’t care where you’ve been
How many miles, I still love you

I don’t care where you’ve been
How many miles, I still love you



Show me someone who says they got no baggage
I’ll show you somebody whose got no story
Nothing gory means no glory, but baby please don’t bore me
We won’t know until we get there
The who, or the what, or the when where
My favorite sweater was a present that I got a couple presidents ago
And I promised that I would rock it till it’s thread bare

Bet on it
Every single person got a couple skeletons
So pretty soon, in this room
It’ll just be me and you when we clear out all the elephants

Me and you and the elements

We all have our pitfalls
Beer’s flat, the cabs have been called
And everybody and their momma can hear the drama that’s happening behind these thin walls

Cold pizza
Tie-dye shirts (tie-dye shirts)
Broken hearts
Give’m here, give’m here
Hand me downs (hand me downs)
Leftovers (leftovers)
Sloppy seconds
Give’m here, give’m here

I don’t care where you’ve been
How many miles, I still love you

I don’t care where you’ve been
How many miles, I still love you


I dont care (cold pizza)
Where you’ve been (tie-dye shirts)
How many (broken hearts) miles, I still love you
I dont care (hand me downs)
Where you’ve been (left overs)
How many (sloppy seconds) miles, I still love you


My pattern with women isn’t a flattering image
But I don’t want to run away because I said so
I dont want to be the guy to hide all of my flaws
And I’ll be giving you the side of me that I don’t let show
Everything in fashion
That has ever happened
Always coming crashing down
Better let go
But in a couple years it will be retro
You rock Marc Ecko
My shirts have the gecko
Cuz in the past man, I was hopeless
But now’s when my little cousins look the dopest
(whoop whoop)
Fuck the fashion po-po
Have a stale doughnut, I don’t need no tips
Fuck a five second rule
That’s a plan I never understood
It’s September in my kitchen in a Christmas sweater
Sipping cold coffee on the phone with damaged goods

And there is not a single place that I would rather be
I’m fucked up just like you are, and you’re fucked up just like me

Cold pizza (cold pizza)
Tie-dye shirts (tie-dye shirts)
Broken hearts
Give’m here, Give’m here
Hand me downs (oh hand me downs)
Give me give me leftovers (leftovers)
Give me give me sloppy seconds
Give’m here give’m here


I don’t care where you’ve been
How many miles, I still love you


I don’t care where you’ve been
How many miles, I still love you

I dont care (cold pizza)
Where you’ve been (tie-dye shirts)
How many (broken hearts) miles, I still love you
I dont care (hand me downs)
Where you’ve been (left overs)
How many (sloppy seconds) miles, I still love you

(Source: pithypeach)

Posted 1 day ago

zmizet:

Be a good friend. When your friend leaves an abusive relationship, delete/unfollow/unfriend their abuser. Don’t give them anymore activity. When they leave, leave with them. Be their support system. You cannot be neutral when someone was abused. 

Posted 1 day ago

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

(Source: guy)

Posted 1 day ago

invisiblecircus:

jessiedoodles:

Why does it take actual effort to sound calm and normal during phone calls.

omg this

Posted 1 day ago
snarkay:

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.


haaaaaaaa

snarkay:

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

haaaaaaaa

(Source: acidocasualidad)

Posted 1 day ago

lolabugge:

THIS JUST IN: only thin people are allowed to have chronic pain or chronic illnesses. Fat people with disabilities will be magically cured by weight loss. More at 11.

Posted 1 day ago

iampunkassbetch:

secretarybird:

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

When tumblr provides illustrations to text posts it makes me happy.